I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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