The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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