i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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