This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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