yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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