...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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