Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
