i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Fuck appropriateness.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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