My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
handjob tips. give me some.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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