I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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