i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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