I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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