So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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