my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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