accomplished twins. life is a go
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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