Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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