she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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