If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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