I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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