I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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