Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Please don't give away my fajitas
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