Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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