is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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