really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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