in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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