come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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