it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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