Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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