Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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