I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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