Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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