: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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