I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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