That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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