But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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