Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Randomize
