I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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