Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I love you.
Bad choice
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
