Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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