I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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