:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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