we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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