Where is the hickey?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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