The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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