he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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