You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
