This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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