How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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