Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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