jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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Do I have a choice?
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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