Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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