i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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