piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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