so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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