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I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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